YMI Doing This

There’s nothing new on the front page of this site?
Maybe it’s just me, but when I see a blogging site, I expect to see new blogs on the front page every other day at least, but what I’ve been seeing, on the other hand, are my posts from a week ago. That seems kind of.. boring.

It also seems kind of sad. I just googled the site because I forgot whether it was a .com or a .org, and I found that the tagline for the site was the article I wrote last week. Though, to be honest, it was less of an article and more of something to take my mind off of the pathetic life that I live.

Well anyway, I’m done complaining for the day/night. According to the word count on the screen I only have 136 words typed up. So what you’re reading right now is just filler, padding. Y’know the toilet paper shoved in the insecure girl’s bra because she was afraid there wouldn’t be anything to blow her nose with at the hotel. The banana shoved into the pocket of the boy because he forgot his lunch box at home. The hat worn by the balding gentleman because I needed a place to hang his hooks while he was out fishing.

Why art thou still reading this? It’s done. There’s nothing more. Everything that you’re reading is just dribble I prepared in case I stopped thinking. Seriously, read something worthwhile like a step-by-step book to build a jet engine, or watch some T.V. or Hulu or Netflix or something.

Seriously, I’m done. There’s nothing left to read. Go somewhere else.

You still haven’t left? What’s wrong with you? Leave!

Why are you still here?

You’re still here.. You’re disobedience annoys me..

I’m sorry, I don’t have anything left to say, really!

Dammit you’re annoying.

If I tell you a secret will you leave?

Well “yes” or “no”?

Don’t just sit there, say something!

Don’t give me “or” as an answer, the hell’s wrong with you!?

Okay seriously now, I’m done. I’m hitting “OK”.

GODAMMIT< WHY HAVEN”T YOU LEFT YET!?!

Male
Age: 19
5’3″ -5’6″ (depends on the type of foot wear)
Asian
As I continue to post, you’ll learn more about me because I’ll probably expose more about my life subconsciously. This is bolstered by the fact that I’m too lazy to edit beyond spell-checking.